The Vending Machiene Game!

I saw this on another website here is an example of what you do!:
First person:
I incert crackers
Next person:You get smashed crackers

And then the persn who answerd what he got gets to incert some thing!Its a fun game let me start!

I insert a chocolate bar!

you got melt choclate bar
i insert a cd

You get A video game!

I insert a can of pepsi

you get pop in the face
I insert my computer(well I try)

You get a lap top computer

I insert a can of spam!(lol spam,I laugh when ever I say or hear that word!)

you got an infraction
I insert my sister

you got a beautiful sister
i insert a cp account

you get an older acount
I insert my smelly sneaker

you get a good smelling sneaker


I insert a big toe

You get a big toe nail

eew what did you insert??
lets say it was a big toe nail

you get a lil' toe nail

you insert a chicken nugget

you get a whole chicken
I insert a mouse

you got wirless mouse
I insert a rare penguin

you get and old penguin with nothing ecxept a hat
I insert my phone

you get a megaphone(instrument)

i insert my brother

you get an older sister
I insert my school

you get another school with mean teachers and a horrible principle

i insert my step mom

you get a step sister
I inser a 2 dollar bill

you get a snickers bar

i insert a 5€- bill

you get 5 cents
I inser my hand

it gets stuck and you die

i insert my head

it say «your head have no value please chop it off and put 25 cents»
i put my water in it

you get a cola
i put in a sprite

you get water
i insert juice

you get an apple
i insert an orange