mess up a wich

It goes like this 1 person says a wish and the other person messes it up.
Example:

user 1: I wish i was rich

user 2: Wish granted, but the dollars gave you a million paper cuts. I wish I had a donkey

user 3: Wish granted, but it stepped on you! I wish i had some bacon

And so on.

OK ill start


I wish there was a way i could be happier

wish granted but your computer is broken so you are sad
i wish i had a free membership

wich granted but cp ban you for acking
I wich I was not forced to do my school project

wish granted but your teacher grounded you
i wish that there is no spam

wich granted but then no user joined the site
I wich I was dumer than now

Wish granted but than you became a nerd!

I wish I had the beta hat!

wich granted but then people accuse you of cheating
I wich I would have won my 2 races of 3kilometers

wish granted but nobody joined the race
i wish i'm admin of all sites

wish granted but after you think that your better than everyone and we stop talking to you
I wish I had my own laptop

wish granted but your sister smashed it

i wished i had a 6th toe

wish granted but then you put it in a sandwich
I wish I did have a new bike

wish granted but its a toddler bike with no pedals or handlebars

i wish i had a pencil case

but then you didn,t have enought money for pencil and you where sad
i wish I had a pizza

it was 3 weeks old and moldy

i wish i had a satellite dish

wish granted but then it was so good that your tv blew
I wish I had more day with no school

wish granted but you had to go on Saturday!!

i wish i had 8€ (german dollar)

wish granted but you been arested for having fake money
I wish I had blue hair

wish granted but it was your mustache hair

you forgot to do a wish

oops here it is
i wish i had a mustache

wish granted but it was so long that you tri^p into it
I wish Ihad pankakes

wish granted but all the syrup in the world was gone

i wish i had a 6th toe

wish granted but it was on your nose
I wish I had a ps3

wish granted but its in Heaven

i wish I had a ps3 (no copying answers)

wish granted but your sister wanted to playwith it and she piched it trew a window
I wish I had a dinosaure